Short ones

who was the 1st Indian woman fly abroad? ..........sita with ravan

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what did the kangaroo say when she found her baby missing? ...Aaila!!!!! kisine mera pocket maar liya

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what wud u call a girl who never laughs?? Ans: hasina

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3 + 3 = 8

Bataao Kaise?


Bataao Bataao!


Nahi Pata?!!


Arey Galati se!!!!!!!!!!!

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Teacher: 'A' for?
Student: Apple !!!
Teacher: Jor se bolo
Student: JAI MATA DI

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1) Smoking
2) Drinking
3) Charas
4) Ganja
5) Chicken
6) Mutton
7) Oily food
8) Masala
9) Sleep & obesity
10) Pollution

= Heart Attack

Matlab

scrolll down


DUS bahane karke le gaye DIL !!

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What's the opposite of "Dominoes"???

think
think
think
think
think

tired of thinking???


Well the answer is "Domi doesn't know"

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Whats the opposite of "Pizza Hut"
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...

okei don't kill me "Pizza.... Hutna mat"

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ok whats the opp of venky's..


venlocks...

(now,now,dont bang ur head plz..)

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ek haathi agar swimming pool mein gir gaya to kaise bahar nikalega???????


think

think

geela ho ke hi nikalega na...

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whats difference between a man jumping from 1st floor and a man jumping from 10th floor?

former  goes (hit) aaaaaaaaa

later goes aaaaaaaaa (hit)

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Other than being fruits, what is common between an Apple and an Orange  ?

think......

socho socho

the answer is

They Both Are Not a Banana !!


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