WHAT IS YOUR AGE?

When a woman called 911 complaining of difficulty  breathing,

Glenn and his partner, both EMT's rushed to  her home.


Glenn placed a sensor on her finger to measure her pulse and blood  oxygen.

Then he began to gather her information. "What's your age?" he asked.


"Fifty-eight," answered the patient, eyeing the beeping device on  her finger.

"What  does that do?"

"It's a lie detector," said Glenn with a straight face.

"Now, what did you say your age was?"

"Sixty-seven," answered the woman sheepishly.


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