Short Jokes

 

MAN : Doctor, I want a full examination, I want to get married.
DOCTOR: Sure, lets start with your head.


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PATIENT: Doc, my husband passed away only one year after marriage
DOCTOR :Lucky man,he didn't suffer long


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PATIENT: (on phone) I am feeling sick.When can I come and see you?
DOCTOR: How about next week.
PATIENT: And if I die by that time?
DOCTOR: Then you can always cancel the appointment.


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