Santa Banta :)

1. A sardar saw a beautiful girl.

he went and kissed her.

GIRL: "stupid,what are you doin...?"
Sardar: " B.Com Final Year....


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2. Santa opens his lunch box in the middle of the road....why ?

Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office


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3.Santa : What is the meaning of SMS ?

Banta : It Means...

S - Sardaro ka
M - Mazaak udane ki
S - Service


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4. Santa was driving car zigzag on the road.

Traffic inspector stopped him.

Santa: Sir, I am learning the car.

Inspector: without instructor?

Santa: Sir, this is a correspondence course.


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5. Once a school teacher told kids to write an essay on cricket match. Everybody was busy writing except santa, he wrote "Match cancelled due to rain".


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6. Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: "Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon."


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7. A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.

Santa does not turns up for 4 days.

Lady calls again, Santa replies: I am coming daily from 4 days, I press the bell, but no one comes out.


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8. Santa khali kadahi me chammach chala raha tha to Banta ne poocha kya bana rahe ho?

Santa- BEWAKOOF bana raha hoon..


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9. A man told santa: Banta is kissing your wife.

Santa hurriedly rushed to home, within half hour came back angrily and slapped the man and said: He is not Banta.


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10. Santa is repeatedly buying movie tickets.

On being asked, santa replied: A man standing at the entry, tears my ticket everytime.


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