Malayali's joks  

Name the only part of the world where Malayalis don't work hard?

-Kerala ..


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Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala?

-Because 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting, folding and re-tying the lungi.


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Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket?

-To go to Thoobai, to meet his ungle in the Gelff.


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Why do Malayali's go to the Gelff?

-To yearn menney.


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What did the Malayali do when the plane caught fire?

-He zimbly jembd out of the vindow.


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What is a Malayali management graduate called?

-Yem Bee Yay.


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What does a Malayali do when he goes to America ?

-He changes his name from "Karunakaran" to Kevin Curren.


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What does a Malayali use to commute to office everyday?

-An Oto.


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Who is Malayali's fyamous yeactor end yaectress?

-Moghan lal, Ma mmooti, Geedha, Revadhi, Zilgsmidha end Ambiga.


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How does a Malayali say MPEG ?

-MBEG


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10 Malayalis & you will receive cokknut oil,

20 Malayalis and you will receive bennena chips,

40 Malayalis you will receive appams


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