How do you feel?

Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turned to the other and said: "Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains.


I know you're about my age. How do you feel?"


Slim said, "I feel j ust like a newborn baby."


"Really? Like a newborn baby?"


"Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants."