"U love someone
U marry someone else.


The one u marry
becomes ur wife or husband.


And the one u loved
becomes the password of ur mail id"



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There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it.


There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbour has it.



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If someone says u r ugly, its ok, if someone says u r stupid, its ok,


If someone says u r a genius slap him as tight as you can cos there is
limit of kidding n someone just crossed it.



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Three dreams of a man:


To be as handsome as his mother thinks.


To be as rich as his child believes.


To have as many women as his wife suspects...



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Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is the liver & wife
the kidney.


If the liver fails, the kidney fails. If the kidney fails, the liver
manages with other kidney.



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Generation Next Motto: Na hum shaadi karenge, na apne bachchon ko karne

denge.



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What's the diff between Dava & Daru?


Dava is like a girlfriend, that comes with an expiry date and


Daru is like a wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.



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Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?


Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or
wife Be-Gum ho jaati hai.



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The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed
it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!