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He vs sHe in Office

 

 



How the company views its employees. (HE vs SHE)

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1. The family picture is on HIS desk.                                                       
   Ah, a solid, responsible family man.


   The family picture is on HER desk.
   Umm, her family will come before her career.


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2. HIS desk is cluttered.
   He's obviously a hard worker and a busy man.


   HER desk is cluttered.
   She's obviously a disorganised scatterbrain


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3. HE is talking with his co-workers.
   He must be discussing the latest deal


   SHE is talking with her co-workers.
   She must be gossiping.


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4. HE's not at his desk. He must be at a meeting.


   SHE's not at her desk. She must be in the ladies' room.


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5. HE's not in the office. He's meeting with customers.


   SHE's not in the office. She must be out shopping.


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6. HE's having lunch with the boss. He's on his way up.


   SHE's having lunch with the boss. They must be having an affair.


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7. The boss criticised HIM. He'll improve his performance.


   The boss criticized HER. She'll be very upset.


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8. HE got an unfair deal. Did he get angry?


   SHE got an unfair deal. Did she cry?


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9. HE's going on a business trip. It's good for his career.


   SHE's going on a business trip. What does her husband say?


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10 . HE's leaving for a better job.
     He knows how to recognise a good opportunity.


     SHE's leaving for a better job.
     Women are not dependable
 

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