How many times have you heard these in Hindi Films? (Repeated a million times) but great lolz

The eternal reason for being the victim of anything that can happen to you in hindi films : " Mai gareeb hoon na , isliye ..."


*  A main character in the movie will go to the temple and say :   "Bhagwan mainey tumse aaj tak kuch nahin maanga....."


*  Old hindi movie :   "Aiye ji sunte ho.. Aap bade woh hein."


*  Lover-girl to leaving lover-boy :   "Mai tumhare bina nahin jee sakti "


*  Police to bad guy : "Kanoon ke haath bahut lambe hote hein"

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*  "Rukjao! kanoon ko apne haath mein mat lo"


*  Judge announcing his decision in filmi court : "Gawaaoon key bayaanat aur saboot ko madde nazar rakhtey Taz-e-raat-e-hind, dafaa 302 ke tahet , muzrim ko sazaaye maut di jaati hai"


*  " Muzrim ko ba-izzat bari kiya jaata hai"


*  " Main is Geeta per haath rakhkar yeh saugandh leta hoon ki jo bhi kahoonga sach kahoonga, aur sach ke siva kuch nahin kahoonga."


*  "Inspector! Giraftaar karlo issey"


*  " Raam Raam kaaka"


*  " Jug Jug jiyo beta "


* The classic: "main tumhaare bachche ki maan banne waali hoon."


*  " Ab hum kisi ko muh dikhaane ke layak nahin rahe"


*  " Kya issi din ke liye tujhe paal pos ke bada kiya tha?"


*  Typical farmer ka dialogue :   " mainey is zameen ko apne khoon sey seencha hai "


*  Hero/heroine after opening their eyes in the hospital :   " Main kahan hoon?"


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